Fuck Vagina...Literally

mayyyyne! DJ Kazz is DQ'd from the Youtube Cypher?! For breakin some rules?! REAL TALK?! FOREEEEEAL?! daaaaaamn...

o well...i held it down, regardless...and got a grip of views & more subscribers...so it's gravy.

Shoutouts to the people who REALLY did their thing on the cypher, Wax, Russ, Dymez, Twinn, Crucial, M-Town, Fatt, Treezy...and of course...ME!

A lotta people want me to address the situation and i will, eventually, it's not too much of my concern rite now, lol, real talk...me beefin wit someone on youtube would make THEM famous...and i'm not tryna do that rite now...i got other shit goin on in my life that's a lil' bit more important than that, lol

A lotta people been hittin me on myspace askin why i dissed Hollafront in the youtube verse...only real reason is cuz i dont post there anymore and my forum is the main spot for all the newest shit from Kazz, Twinn, Fatt Kidd, Treezy, Lil' Dee and anyone else affiliated wit us. Of couse i'ma advertise my own shit...why not?

And then i got all these Shrimp Fried Rice ass niggas hittin me up askin why i aint pass it to Lil Craze...

HERES WHY: BECAUSE I DIDNT FUCKING WANT TO!!

lol

Period.

More personal shit goin on again...hence the title...fuck vagina...literally! Real talk...females are a fuckin hassle...makes u wonder why u would stick wit one who stresses u when u can stuff ur dick in one that doesnt...a mystery that will never be solved...love is strange...but for some reason, worth it...lol

Lately i've been hella addicted to Kraft Mac-N-Cheese wit hotdogs cut up & put inside...iono why, but it's like the perfect food for me lately...iono...anyone who hasnt had it, i suggest u go get on that immediately.

Filno's gonna have a track wit Trae & Z-Ro droppin soon...that should be hot...i heard some of it & i gotta say...that Trae is a crafty muhfucka! haha

*SN*-Did u kno Cory Gunz charges a G for a feature? Go cop up on a feature that'll outshine u on ur own song...then cut it from the album, lol /wayne

I want u to tell me whut u think RESPECT means...in a comment, on myspace, text me, hit me on aim, yahoo, msn, whutever...jus tell me whut u think respect is & whut it means to u...

dollaback
kazz

I Would Think You Cheated...

I bet u would...

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Whuss the deal, DJ Kazz checkin in AGAIN!! I meant to post some shit yesterday, but i didnt get a chance to.

For those of ya'll who aint seen, i hijack'd the Youtube Cypher and farthole raped the beat...peep it here


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I been havin a lotta people back in Alamo ask me who i'm beefin wit...STILL! I'm like damn, son! Real talk, i still aint beefin wit no one...not even that T-Swagga faggot. For me to be beefin wit someone, i have to WANT to have a prollem wit'em. Jus cuz i'ont like someone doesnt mean i'm beefin wit'em. U can believe it if u want...either way, it's all on u.

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Serial Intertainment hit 100+ members yesterday! So i hope ya'll all jumped on the train cuz it's already takin off! Get in now to register for a chance to become mod, g-mod or admin. Right now the roster goes as follows:

STAFF
DJ Kazz-Admin
Treezy-Admin
Twinn-Admin
Fatt-Admin
Doucet-Admin
AyeDre-G-Mod
Icy-Mod

and i think thas it...

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Maaad personal shit goin on in my life & anytime i mention it publicly, i'm always dry & bland...i never really get to detailed...and aint shit changin...lol
all's i gotta say is...family will die, females will cry, liars will lie and losers will try.
it is whut it is...

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Its funny, i had maad shit to blog about yesterday...now iono whut the fuck to write...lol
it's all good tho...i'll jus dip & add shit if i figure anything out...

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Hit these up, tho!

serialintertainment.proboards104.com
myspace.com/djkazz505
youtube.com/ucantbandjkazz
myxer.com/djkazz
and call (505) 349-3104 so i can make it juicy for ya...

-kazz-

Publicists, Text Messages & Youtube Cyphers...ON SET!

Fuck Whut Ya Heeeearrrrrd!!
Yezzir, so publicity is a muhfucka...holla'tme
myspace.com/djkazz505
youtube.com/UCantBanDJKazz
SayNow - 505.349.3104
myxer.com/DJKAZZ
TEXT DJKAZZ to 69937
http://serialintertainment.proboards104.com/index.cgi

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Now with that bein said...let's get into the blog, byyyyyytch!!

Check this, so i roll over & see this text message on my phone:
"yo bitch dont text my chick and make excuses why you texted her . . ight . . . and for that shit you put about me on myspace . . when you get bac in alamo you gettin slapped ... on set"

so me bein the cold blooded gangsta big-dawg-pitbull-status thuuuuuuuug that i am, i text back
"who dis?"
/last blog post
lol

cuz real shit, i aint kno who it was.

Come to find out, it's ol' girl's boyfriend from the last blog...and he's tellin ME not to text HIS girl!!! lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sonn, i got messages in my phone STILL FROM UR GIRL...i dont initiate conversation wit this dude's chick...on OCCASION i might on accident (her name is right above Fatt Kidd's name in my contacts, lol)...so its wild that this nigga wanna get at me for his girl's slippery ass...lol

Iono whut lie she told him to get his balls in a twist, but it is whut it is...

ZONE GANG CONCERT IN ALAMO SOON!
Catch DJ Kazz back in Alamo once again with Lil' Dee, Twinn, Fatt Kidd, Treezy and more!!
Real talk, we been jokin about a "tour" type thing...but shit seems pretty smooth, the set up i thought of wit Treezy...but we'll see...WILL THERE BE A HI HATER TOUR?! WHO KNOWS??

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Sonn, the youtube cypher is fuckin crezzy, one of the best idea's i've heard of...first dude kicked it off (he was pretty whacksauce), but he passed it to Traphik (aka TimothyDeLaGhetto), who also ate shit on it...but then passed it to one of my favorite youtube rappers Wax...wax then passed it to D-Pryde...dippin into our side of the youtubes, lol...Pryde ripped it & passed it to Dyme-A-Duzin...now THAT'S in our side of the youtubes...so Dymez is gonna record his flow & pass it to someone else...i wonder who it could be...

"Jus when u thought it was over, it jus started!"

If ya'll aint yet, sign up @ SerialIntertainment. It's the OFFICIAL BEP Board now...so make sure u stay up there cuz thas where u'll find all the latest on DJ Kazz, Broken Equipment, Zone Gang & All Affiliated Artists.

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I'll holla, but until then...BITCH...PLEASE!!



Outtie Like A Bellybutton...Witta Lean!

-kazz-

Who Am I?!

"Bitches be crazy, you know that..."

Son, real talk...bitches is scandalous.

If u kno who i am, u kno i used to live in Alamo & i still got a few roots down there...i'm not cool wit too many folks down there, but i still fucks wit Alamo every now & then...trust there's gonna be maaaaad Alamo stories in this blog.

But for now, the question at hand is "Who are you?" or "Who am I?!"...cuz i'm confused...i coulda swore i'm DJ Kazz & i been DJ Kazz for a long time...lol

Alamo is fulla brainwashed hoes...anything a ho gotta do to keep her name lookin clean, she gon' do it...other than bein a ho, of course, haha...

When these chicks get wifed up (or in most cases, jus tied), they have a tendency to flip a whole 180 for their man...which is cool!
But no transition, no warnin, no nuthin!

If i text u & u know damn well u ALWAYS text me...the fuck u gon' ask me who i am for?! Like u dont recognize the number...cuz my name obviously aint pop up on the screen so it had to be my number, right? U gon' act like u'ont know me, now?! Cuz THAT nigaa dont want u talkin to me?!
Cuz my nuts was hugged about a week ago...and now u dont know me?!

*shakes dreads*
Bitch...hey, bitch...u kno whut bitch...
*shakes dreads again*
bitch...
*shakes dreads once more*
bitch, please!

lol

Anyways, jus thought i'd get that off my chest...

In a completely non-related story, these leaked pics of Hannah Montana is the funniest shits i done ever seen. Not funny in the sense of "haha, look at these pics", i mean funny in the sense of "disney actress=slutbag (by default)"...i'm not callin her a "slutbag"...i'm jus sayin, the media is gettin that off...the whole female double standard thing...it's cool by me, i'ont really care, i jus dont think the kid is a "slutbag"...lol

I'm not surprised she took the pics, i'm surprised they're on the internet. Ol' girl is 15...nowdays, 15 is old when it comes to shit like that...i wouldnt be surprised if the kid has a sex tape or some videos suckin dick on a homeboy's cellphone, lol...

Oh well...g'luck to Miley Cyrus in whutever it is she does & however she handles this "scandal"...slutbag
(i'm jus kiddin, Billy Ray!! U KNOW I FUCKS WITCHA, BIG HOMEH!!!)

...Billy Ray gotta be one of the white-trashest names i done ever heard...almost as white-trashy as Hannah or Miley...or Dolly...o lord




What, Bxtch?!




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Son, Soulja Boy's "Teen of South" mixtape is one of the hottest shits i done heard. Real talk...
i'ont care if u'ont fucks wit Soulja Boy or his music, this shit bumps so fxckin hard, it's ridiculous!
I'm also feelin a lotta the street shit he's been puttin out...hopefully his next album aint filtered like my sink water...i.e. Souljaboytellem.com = Trashcan
Check out some of my favorite new Soulja Boy joints...S.O.D., WHUDDUP!!

Soulja Boy ft. Gucci Mane-Bands


S.O.D. Money Gang-Straight Outta SOD


Soulja Boy ft. Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti-Shoppin Spree (TOO FxCKIN HARRRRD!!!)



I'm tellin u...fxcks wit the kid...his album wasnt shit compared to everything he's droppin now...
HEY, YOU THERE!!!


Thas about it, but before i roll, i gotta shoutout my homies Twinn & Fatt Kidd. They video for "South Central Park" hit a milli views a few days ago...so maaaad congrats to them niggas, they grindin...if ya'll need cartoons, beats, hot features, ANYTHING...hollat'em, they does it all! Peep the link in the right column.


"Sh!t! They got that n!gga T.I., nigga! Prolly got me an' showin ass'n titties n sh!t! And they pxssies, d!cks n titties n sh!t! B!tches wit long weave, chinese muthafxckas wit small d!cks, coca-cola bottles, chips ahoy cookies, big long @$$ vacuums, fxckin plastic dildos, and bazooka booties!"
lmao

dollaback
kazz

Kazz Files

Whus the deal, this ya boy DJ Kazz, checkin in...had to set this blog up, ya dig? We goin deep in, no fakin! It's grind time & the whole click is bout to eat so every bit of promo is great.

I aint got nu'n much to "blog" bout rite now...

A few things:

My artist Teezy B is starting to record his album. I'm excited cuz i've been holdin this kid down since i first heard him spit, so i gotta promote'em right. So everyone be on the lookout for Teezy B's new project, still untitled, but it'll feature Zone Gang's Lil' Dee, Twinn, Fatt Kidd & Treezy, as well as a few other suprise features. I'll keep ya'll all posted on whut's happenin' wit that. Of course, Broken Equipment will provide some beats but we'll also have some new producers on there, too...

Shoutout to Big Tuck of DSR! Been a fan for a while, when i finally linked up wit dude, he was real humble & laid back, i been holdin him down for atleast 5 years now...had to shout'em out, he got me the Yums hookup...GETCHU SOME!! lol
So, yeah...shoutouts to FREIGHT TRAIN TUCK!

Mixtape wit Treezy will be droppin soon. "Why So Serious" will feature verses from Zone Gang, Dyme-A-Duzin, Teezy B, Mack Maine & more...i'll keep u posted on that as well.

GET READY FOR THE OZONES!!
Yessir, DJ Kazz's trip is on & poppin for the '08 Ozone Awards! Catch me posted wit Zone Gang/BEP doin it big dogg pitbull status, yah dick? iDick.
August 8th-August 11th in Houston, TX.
DIG THAT!


No. That's not Zero from Holes...
T-Swagga Sessions Pt. 2 will be on Youtube soon, so be on the lookout for that.

Me & Twinn still got the mixtape droppin soon, we're both pretty busy rite now which is why the delay, but trust it'll be hot. The mixtape is called "Featuring Twinn" and should have a nice amount of features, lol

Thas about it for now, like i said, i'll keep u posted...