Who Am I?!

"Bitches be crazy, you know that..."

Son, real talk...bitches is scandalous.

If u kno who i am, u kno i used to live in Alamo & i still got a few roots down there...i'm not cool wit too many folks down there, but i still fucks wit Alamo every now & then...trust there's gonna be maaaaad Alamo stories in this blog.

But for now, the question at hand is "Who are you?" or "Who am I?!"...cuz i'm confused...i coulda swore i'm DJ Kazz & i been DJ Kazz for a long time...lol

Alamo is fulla brainwashed hoes...anything a ho gotta do to keep her name lookin clean, she gon' do it...other than bein a ho, of course, haha...

When these chicks get wifed up (or in most cases, jus tied), they have a tendency to flip a whole 180 for their man...which is cool!
But no transition, no warnin, no nuthin!

If i text u & u know damn well u ALWAYS text me...the fuck u gon' ask me who i am for?! Like u dont recognize the number...cuz my name obviously aint pop up on the screen so it had to be my number, right? U gon' act like u'ont know me, now?! Cuz THAT nigaa dont want u talkin to me?!
Cuz my nuts was hugged about a week ago...and now u dont know me?!

*shakes dreads*
Bitch...hey, bitch...u kno whut bitch...
*shakes dreads again*
bitch...
*shakes dreads once more*
bitch, please!

lol

Anyways, jus thought i'd get that off my chest...

In a completely non-related story, these leaked pics of Hannah Montana is the funniest shits i done ever seen. Not funny in the sense of "haha, look at these pics", i mean funny in the sense of "disney actress=slutbag (by default)"...i'm not callin her a "slutbag"...i'm jus sayin, the media is gettin that off...the whole female double standard thing...it's cool by me, i'ont really care, i jus dont think the kid is a "slutbag"...lol

I'm not surprised she took the pics, i'm surprised they're on the internet. Ol' girl is 15...nowdays, 15 is old when it comes to shit like that...i wouldnt be surprised if the kid has a sex tape or some videos suckin dick on a homeboy's cellphone, lol...

Oh well...g'luck to Miley Cyrus in whutever it is she does & however she handles this "scandal"...slutbag
(i'm jus kiddin, Billy Ray!! U KNOW I FUCKS WITCHA, BIG HOMEH!!!)

...Billy Ray gotta be one of the white-trashest names i done ever heard...almost as white-trashy as Hannah or Miley...or Dolly...o lord




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Son, Soulja Boy's "Teen of South" mixtape is one of the hottest shits i done heard. Real talk...
i'ont care if u'ont fucks wit Soulja Boy or his music, this shit bumps so fxckin hard, it's ridiculous!
I'm also feelin a lotta the street shit he's been puttin out...hopefully his next album aint filtered like my sink water...i.e. Souljaboytellem.com = Trashcan
Check out some of my favorite new Soulja Boy joints...S.O.D., WHUDDUP!!

Soulja Boy ft. Gucci Mane-Bands


S.O.D. Money Gang-Straight Outta SOD


Soulja Boy ft. Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti-Shoppin Spree (TOO FxCKIN HARRRRD!!!)



I'm tellin u...fxcks wit the kid...his album wasnt shit compared to everything he's droppin now...
HEY, YOU THERE!!!


Thas about it, but before i roll, i gotta shoutout my homies Twinn & Fatt Kidd. They video for "South Central Park" hit a milli views a few days ago...so maaaad congrats to them niggas, they grindin...if ya'll need cartoons, beats, hot features, ANYTHING...hollat'em, they does it all! Peep the link in the right column.


"Sh!t! They got that n!gga T.I., nigga! Prolly got me an' showin ass'n titties n sh!t! And they pxssies, d!cks n titties n sh!t! B!tches wit long weave, chinese muthafxckas wit small d!cks, coca-cola bottles, chips ahoy cookies, big long @$$ vacuums, fxckin plastic dildos, and bazooka booties!"
lmao

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Kazz Files

Whus the deal, this ya boy DJ Kazz, checkin in...had to set this blog up, ya dig? We goin deep in, no fakin! It's grind time & the whole click is bout to eat so every bit of promo is great.

I aint got nu'n much to "blog" bout rite now...

A few things:

My artist Teezy B is starting to record his album. I'm excited cuz i've been holdin this kid down since i first heard him spit, so i gotta promote'em right. So everyone be on the lookout for Teezy B's new project, still untitled, but it'll feature Zone Gang's Lil' Dee, Twinn, Fatt Kidd & Treezy, as well as a few other suprise features. I'll keep ya'll all posted on whut's happenin' wit that. Of course, Broken Equipment will provide some beats but we'll also have some new producers on there, too...

Shoutout to Big Tuck of DSR! Been a fan for a while, when i finally linked up wit dude, he was real humble & laid back, i been holdin him down for atleast 5 years now...had to shout'em out, he got me the Yums hookup...GETCHU SOME!! lol
So, yeah...shoutouts to FREIGHT TRAIN TUCK!

Mixtape wit Treezy will be droppin soon. "Why So Serious" will feature verses from Zone Gang, Dyme-A-Duzin, Teezy B, Mack Maine & more...i'll keep u posted on that as well.

GET READY FOR THE OZONES!!
Yessir, DJ Kazz's trip is on & poppin for the '08 Ozone Awards! Catch me posted wit Zone Gang/BEP doin it big dogg pitbull status, yah dick? iDick.
August 8th-August 11th in Houston, TX.
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No. That's not Zero from Holes...
T-Swagga Sessions Pt. 2 will be on Youtube soon, so be on the lookout for that.

Me & Twinn still got the mixtape droppin soon, we're both pretty busy rite now which is why the delay, but trust it'll be hot. The mixtape is called "Featuring Twinn" and should have a nice amount of features, lol

Thas about it for now, like i said, i'll keep u posted...