Sunday, October 26, 2008

Don't Mind Me, Boy...

Jus a lil' sum'n to set the mood.
Hope U Dont Mind - Twinn

play it while readin it, or before...whutever.
it's kazz.

((TWINN, WHUDDUP!))

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Soooo, i got more hate! Check it.
http://www.myspace.com/longviewtexasboyz
add'em & hate if u want...lol

my boy said the nigga deaded the beef, but i aint talked to him in a while.
it's whutever.

"i run yo, hood, yo street AND yo back yard!"

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I been gettin calls from "Restricted" lately, i picked up the first few times, but now i'm not. The voicemails are dumb and the shxt ur sayin is pooh-ish. Please, Ja Rule Yaself. I kno who u are, i kno u seen me twice since u first called me, but it's obvious ur not about the "gangsta-bang-bang" shxt u shout.

And if that's the case, i suggest u shut the fxck up...i'm kazz.

"real niggas dont get buck, we get BUCKS!"

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FRAUD ASS HOES: STOP ACTIN COOL WIT ME!
Next "ol' homie" to hit me up (female or male) on some "we cool" shxt is gettin put on blast. Period.
I been gettin txts from hoes i dont talk to or associate with. I been gettin msgs from hoes i dont kno askin if i got beef wit they man. I been gettin txts from niggas who used to be my homie askin if i kno where to find the mota at. I been gettin calls from niggas i NEVER been cool wit askin to chill.
STOP CALLIN ME.
STOP TEXTIN ME.
STOP MSSG'N ME.
Leave Me The Fxck Alone.

"shit, i treat'em like i'm Ray, muthafucka i'm blind."

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I was gonna put a lot of people's phone numbers, backgrounds & pics in this blog, but reality hit me & i realized that these niggas want me to point'em out. I wont. The nigga mentioned at the top of this blog only got put on blast cuz i LOVE gettin promo on myspace haters.
SHOW THAT LINK TO EVERYONE!

"no disrespectin ya'll work but ya'll muthafxckas lame"

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"I Hope U Dont Mind"
Remember T-Swagga aka Mr. "What, Bitch?!"
No?
Observe.



Well, he's had beef wit me since i put up video from that trip. I never took it down & he didnt like that either. He's been talkin a lot of gump about me lately. The hardcare thugg from the streets even deleted me from his myspace friends!! I kno, i know...gangsta.

Well, me, twinn, fatt kidd & dj kash got a lil' sum'n special comin for him soon.
Oughta be some sweet shxt.

"U can face the facts, but it might hurt ur stomach, like a thousand sit ups"

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If ur in the loop wit BEP/ZG/Kazz/Kash/Filno/Etc. u kno about RoleModel.
Long story short, he claims to be reality television personality Darnell Wright.
After exposing RoleModel aka JustBlazin23 and Cody, he STILL claims to be Darnell Wright.
So, i reached out to Darnell Wright and he's agreed to have me, twinn & fatt kidd on his show to expose RoleModel once again.
The REAL Darnell Wright has mentioned RoleModel in his bulletins (read by millions, he's known as the "Bulletin King") but now, Cody can hear his idle/homosex fantasy tell the world that he's a fake.

Cant wait for that, either?
well set ur reminders.
here's the link to his show.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/no_bullish

Yup yup.

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Thas it for now, i'ma dip.
Catch me at college.

-Kazzy.Cruces-

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

"They Swag Owe My Swag Everythang!"

Before i type this, i'd like to say R.I.P. Mac "Big Mac" Stevens. We miss you already.

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Now, I'm the type of person that doesn't respect anyone who doesn't respect me. I was born & raised in a family that tought me that respect is earned, not given. People have a hard time realizing that I dont appreciate u thinkin i DO respect you when i dont. I dont give a fuck about not any one of ya'll. My family is all i live for. I dont live for anyone else, especially people who wanna watch me for entertainment.

"Never Been Fxcked In The Game, I'm Celibate"

With that bein said, with the exception of a few people (all of which are either deceased or successful in the entertainment business), i dont respect u, unless ur family. I've learned that family is the only thing that's gonna be there after everything. I dont want anyone else around me after everything. I've decided that i ONLY want family around me.

If ur not family, i dont respect u & u shouldn't respect me.
I've tried to earn respect from people who obviously dont believe in struggle, grind & hustle.

All i wanted from anyone is respect.
I couldn't get it.

So! I'm takin it.

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I've planned a short timeline of underground events which will both build my character AND help me financially (not in the longrun, just short term).

Licks will be hit, checks will be cashed, bags will be spent and people will respect my struggle, if anything.

But i've learned nuthin is guaranteed...so, if u dont respect me after my name is blown up bigger than a picture of "Britney Spears comin out a car" at ur local kinkos.

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U have no idea what i'm goin through, how my life is and whut's been happening. That's the only excuse u can have for ur recent actions. I'm speaking to a group as a whole. A group consisiting of about 6 to 7 people.

Everytime i've said "I aint trustin no one, no one gets any emotional feelings from me, no one gets my respect and no one means anything to me unless they're family", i was lyin. I didn't think i was at the time, but everytime somethin goes wrong or someone does me dirty, i'm surprised & thrown off.

So, i'm officially sayin now...i just dont give a fuck.

I have no emotional feelings for anyone beyond family.

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I have no friends, i have no enemies, i have no haters, i have no fans. I'm just familiar with a lot of people.

If ur not familiar with me...Get Familiar.

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Maybe my view of things are a little skewed, but if that's the case, i could care less.

All i want now is money, nothin else & nuthin more and unless ur gonna help me get more, then i dont care for u.

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U Dont Work, U Dont Eat...and u fucks aint bout to make me starve myself.

I'm on my own.

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Don't Ask Me About My Life Cuz The Closest People To Me Dont Even Know My Problems Right Now.

Just know that i'm done dealing with you.

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And Alamo is about to be in the rearview, i'm so fuckin ready to go back to Las Vegas.
I'm done tryin to stay here, i'm done tryin to prove that i can do this.
Cuz i cant...not in this environment.

If ur in Vegas & ur readin this...find me a good payin job & i'm out there.
That also goes for California...i'll move early if i have to.
I'm just waitin for an chance to take in Nevada or Cali and i'm out this bitch like three strikes & a busted rubber.

Trust that.

-kazz-

This video is dedicated to anyone who has done the following:
-Left A Voicemail On My Phone That's Gone On Longer Than 30 Seconds
-Gave Me Dirty Looks Last Time They Saw Me
-Told People U Were Gonna "Crush On Me" The Next Time U Saw Me
-"Dont Fucks Wit Me No More"
-Ran They Fxckin Mouth
-Hated

"I Still Ride Wit The Windows Rolled Down All Around The A-Town Like It's Finna Go Down"

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I Dont Like White Girls...

"I'm Soooooo Lying."

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Whus the deal, DJ Muthafxckin Bullshxttin Kazz, back atcho punk monkey asses once again!

This time, i'm bringin goodies!

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So, i'm in the middle of a major breakthrough in my life. I've sat & thought about it & i decided that...well, in all honesty, u suck. U as YOU, NIGGA!

WTF is ur dumbass doin readin this blog?! GTFO!!!

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But for those of u stayin, i'll humor u, some more, with some stories.

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So, i got one nigga tryna be cool wit me & shxt, rite? He prolly hit me up about twice since i been back in Alamo, but anytime i'm out and he's around, he comes up & holla's at me like we cool. He talks to me like we been "best buds" forever & ever. I only known this fool for about 3 months in total. About a year if u wanna count all the months i didnt talk to him cuz u wasnt in town.

When Twinn & Fatt Kidd (of BEP) were in Alamo, he even (kinna) kicked it wit us. Kinna. But not really.

Anyways, he did me wrong and he thinks i dont know, well maybe he does...iono.

See, i posted a bulletin on myspace, earlier this mornin, stating that if i haven't had 3 full conversations with u in the last 6 months, then ur prolly not in my "click"...so we're not "cool", we're not "tight" and we're not "friends"...so i said to take me out ur tops if ur in this catagory.

I check ol' boy's tops about 3 minutes ago and he took me out, lol.

Thas whussup. He can keep doin whut he's doin...i'ont care, i'ma boss like ross!
Fxck Bitches, Get Money.

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In other news, my homebwoi from Brookland is back with another parody classic. The guy who brought u "Shawty Is A Negative 10", "Crank Dat Santa Clause" and "Chronic Masturbation" has returned. Dyme-A-Duzin & D-Pryde dropped "I Gotta Eat It", a parody of T-Pain & Lil' Wayne's "I Cant Believe It"...peep it out here


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Speakin of T-Pain, his new video for "Chopped & Screwed" is the shxt. Iono if it's him comin up wit the ideas for the past couple videos, but the shxt is tight. Check it out @ WorldStarHipHop.com

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While ur there, look around for a video from the same kid that threatened to KILL George W. Bush. He's made a new video in which he threatens Twinn & Fatt. Yes. BEP is under attack by an internet terrorist! Dont believe me? Check It Here!

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The thing about the "white girls" title is pretty dumb, but it's an inside thing...my favorite white girl knows whut i'm tal'mbout.

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((and my 2nd favorite white girl))

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Kazz on MTV's "The Real World 22"?
lol, we'll see. I didnt make a corny ass video or nuthin, but my plants at Bunim-Murray Productions hit me up about a casting call in Las Cruces and said they'd hook me up bigtime if i show up...it's all a gamble, although bein on The Real World would knock out a summer of my life & be pretty fun to do. I'm down, lol

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I'm rich? I guess.

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D-Pryde addresses DJ Kazz in Youtube Video? Nah, a couple people asked if i saw him diss me, but i saw the video & it dont seem like he's dissin me...if he is, it's way over my head...so far that i wont even acknowledge anymore questions about us dissin eachother.

cuz i didnt do it on the Air Timpani beat...like most of u thought.

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I'ma roll out, i got shxt to do, blees to trow, rumors to kill and hoes to turn down.
i'ma go grind.

hit me up!

-it's.kazz-

Monday, October 6, 2008

"And I Say It D-Proudly"

*Juicy J Intro Voice*
YESSUHHHHH!!!

Whuss the got damn muthafxckin sideways deal, my niggas?!
LOL @ u still readin my blog...do sum'n better.

But since u here, i might as well humor u.

Check this, i'm still untouchable.
lol

i jus wanted to clear that up...for anyone in alamo readin this, lol

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I'ma jump on the "Air Timpani" Remix contest cuz the beat makes me do a number two in my pants. Wax is a fxckin mastermind when it comes to flows...d-pryde's verse was subpar to say the least.

Yes, i'm a music critic now.

So, watch out for me on that

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New Voicemail.
I'm lettin everyone know that if u leave an outrageous voicemail on my cell phone...u WILL be a skit on a mixtape or myspace song.
kthnxbye<3

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I been out in Alamo for a grip, workin wit Teezy B on a few new tracks...he's prolly gonna jump on the "Air Timpani" Remix contest, too...so be on the lookout for that, too.

He's got so much material ready to be dropped...we jus bullshxttin rite now!
lol

Just know that when we get back on our grizzy like we need to...we gon' drop maaaaaad tracks at the same time...get ready for the mixtape and album.

myspace.com/teezyb

Anyone who wants features...holla at me

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Treezy mixtape still droppin, i pretty much have it finished but my fxckin laptop power cord is fxckin up, so i gotta go cop another one before i finish it & drop it...
but it's almost done, i did almost the whole thing in about 3 days. It's pretty hot...so gear up for that, too

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Broken Equipment Productions Present: Filno Files (The Mixtape) droppin soon, as well! Another one fulla bangas like treezy & teezy...i wanna finish everything at the same time so i can jus drop all kindsa tapes of fire all at once! But i cant =(
...o well! lol
u jus gon' have to cop'em all!

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Still down to do the KMJ Ent mixtape...but they aint hit me up in a grip...so iono whussup wit that

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Got the Reeseman Kackalack mixtape ready for push...so gear for that, too.

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And i'm the shxt...ask the toilet

-kazz-
BEPtv COMIN SOON!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Are You Guys Soulja Boy?

Mayyyne, gotta love beef, right? i kno i do! lol
mostly cuz i'm pretty much untouchable, i know, it sounds crazy, but its true.

for reasons beyond my reach, i have a whole lot more "pull" around this town than i thought i did.
there's a few people in Alamo who dont like me and i've decided...based on majority vote...that ur just dumb.

i mean, statistically, it's true! ur a fuckin lame if u dont like me...i might sound cocky...conceited...big headed...gassed...whutever.

i no conceited, i'm convinced.

i'm convinced that i'm the shxt because thats how i'm treated and that's how i feel...if it wasn't that way, why is everything workin out like it is?

Katt Williams said ur supposed to have haters...i dont want any.

i still have some, tho...so, to clear things up...
((this is censored, btw...i re-wrote this blog & took out names & specifics...so i didnt "ruffle any feathers"))

FxCK ALAMO!
yep, there it is...i said it...again.

I remember, i had this "Fxck Alamo" movement for a while...it was pretty childish & stupid but i pushed it aside & still put on for this city, reppin Alamo like i was born & raised here.

I haven't said "Fxck Alamo" in a while, a long time, actually...MONTHS, it's been.

But, see...i'm cocky...and i feel like i can do this.

I got a phone call a few nights ago and decided that if u live in Alamo and u dont like me...ur a fxckin dope.

Real Talk.
Foreal.

Now, if u dont like me and u put on for Alamo hard then ur just fxckin retarded. I've been doin more to put this town's name out than half the niggas in the town would if they had the same connections i did. I rep this town in places that u pussy niggas would get laughed at for reppin. When people OUTSIDE of NM hear "505", they think "Kazz"...so remember that...for all u dumbfuckboy ass faggots callin my phone threatin' to "touch" me when u see me...

I got whut i want and i'm gettin more, ya'll bustas is jokes...period. I laugh at ya'll, i record ur voicemails & make'em skits on my mixtapes for everyone else to laugh at WITH me!
FxCK YOU!

That person knows who i'm talkin to...fxck anyone affiliated to that nigga, too...his whole family is sideways.

Another thing i'm sick of is boyfriends catchin feelins when i drive by wit my niggas...
Fatt Kidd didnt fxck NO ONE in Alamo...he could've, he was gettin blown up by maaaaadd bitches...he aint fxck anyone...
Twinn didnt fxck NO ONE in Alamo...he could've, he was gettin blown up by maaaaadd bitches...he aint fxck anyone...

with that bein said...all u niggas should be sick to ur stomach when i say that they still hung out wit ur girl.

I wasn't there...who knows whut happened? I'm sayin they didnt fxck cuz when i was around...they weren't fxckin...lol

So, ur girl MIGHT have gotten the *PLUG*...

I can understand ur anger, but dont throw ur hands up or mug when we're ridin by...that just makes u look foolish, cuz as we pass...u put ur arm right back around ur girl like nuthin happened...remember that.

I promised a blog...this is whut u got. U like beef? There it is.

I'm un-fxckin-touchable.
Trust THAT.

Keon Alika Smith aka Kazz aka Kazzy Chase aka Evil Kazznievel (Warning: I Do My Own Stunts)

get used to me...cuz when i leave, ya'll gon' ride my nuts anyway
*HUAH!*

-kazz-
*La La*

((anyone in Santa Barbara, California...be sure to holla at me, lol...it's goin digital))

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And a lotta people been askin about Yums...i aint got nuthin to say...except Fxck'em!
NIKES ALL DAY! lol

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

WTF Are U So "Proud" Of?!

I've been gettin hit up a lot lately...like in the past week, mostly. People wanna kno why i dont like D-Pryde...i guess some people heard me talkin bout it in the Filno chat with Dyme-A-Duzin & Kash...so they told people...who told people...who told people.

I'ma give u the reason so many OTHER people dont like him...then i'll give u MY reason.

Main reason people dont like Pryde is...he's a celebrity. The nigga is a diva and people aint tryna hear that. When ur a 14 Yr Old rapper without a major behind u, there's no reason to be so big headed. Even my nigga Twinn gets back at people who hit him up. D-Pryde likes to ignore people as if he's bigger than them...i guess, this is jus what i'm told...i dont kno this for a fact, but it's told to me by people HE'S cool wit...so i'm assuming it's true.

Now, I dont like him because he's a TDR. Now, u may be wonderin what a TDR is...well, it's a Traphik Dick Rider...or TimothyDeLaGhetto Dick Rider...whutever. Either way, the nigga was ridin wit Traphik through the whole youtube cypher situation...and this is AFTER i shouted the nigga out in my 'Youtube Cypher Address' video. I guess that was my fault for thinkin he was affiliated after he's worked wit my click and the affiliated artists (really, just BEP and Dymez). But whutever...i'm not trippin over it, people jus wanna know, so i posted a blog.

When more than 10 people ask me about the same thing, i'm jus gonna blog that hoe & send'em the link.

So, there it is. D-Pryde prolly aint readin this...he's prolly to hollywood or brampton to read this shit, but i'ont care. The nigga has flow, i'm not knockin that, but since i dont like the nigga, i dont gotta prollem sayin, publicly, that the nigga cant make it longterm. I dont even think those are his intentions so dont think i'm tryna bring him down or anything, lol, i'm jus sayin...his flow is regular and he has no stayin power. The only REAL marketable thing about him is that he's asian...cuz u cant market a flow or background like his. It's only the truth.

But, it's whutever...lol, i still listen to the mixtape every now & then...Prollem Goin Back is one of my favorite joints...ever, lol

D-Pryde, if ur readin this...FUCK YOU! ...but ur music knocks, i guess...lol
quit bein so fuckin gassed all the time...u cool n all, i guess...but u aint THE shit.

so fall back? perhaps? u dont gotta listen to me, i'm jus sayin whut the people are tellin me...lol

i'm out this ho like three strikes & a busted rubber.

dollaback
-kazzbep-
"Aw Man, What The...?"

Kazz? Who Cares?

wow...i jus typed up a long ass blog about sum'n serious...then i deleted it all...lol

i'm mad, btw. jus so u know...

anyways...i would write about why i'm mad n all that shit...but i wont...cuz i jus wrote some long ass shit & i dont wanna type too much more...

jus kno i'm mad...i need a hug...lol

fxck everyone, btw.

i'm out

-kazzbep-

Monday, September 1, 2008

A.L.A.M.O.

I'ma be back out in Alamo soon...i noticed that since i been tellin people that a WHOLE lotta people in Alamo who had a prollem wit me wanna be cool now. lol

I guess thas straight, i dont like beef anyway, but i jus think it's funny...anyone from Alamo, if ya'll wanna be cool, then we can be cool, but i'ma put it straight like this...DONT ASK ME FOR SHIT!!!

real talk.

a lotta muhfuckas ALREADY askin me for free shit.

I'm not gonna get u studio time, i'm not gonna get u features, i'm not gonna get u free Yums, i'm not gonna give u money, i'm not gonna give u a ride, i'm not gonna give u SHIT! Ur lucky if u get my fuckin company cuz i aint tryna hang out wit none of ya'll losers.

Real shit, other than my girl, teezy b and the appropriated affiliated rappers, i DONT fucks witchu. Thats real. I dont have friends, i have business partners...so if u aint seein dollasigns like the rest of the people i kick it wit, then i aint got the time to chill witchu.

When u see me out, dont come say whuddup, either...

I was gonna drop mad names in this shit, but nah...the muhfuckas who REALLY had beef wit me kno whut it is. Kazz aint Keon no more...this is a new nigga and i aint tryna kick it wit ya'll who liked Keon...cuz that nigga died about 3 months ago...

So if u aint tryna kick it wit Kazz...dont hit up Keon's old number.

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On another note, i been jammin Mixtape Messiah 4 so fuckin hard lately!! OH MY GAWD!! Cham killed this shit. The new Roll Call Reloaded had me dyin. The H-Town track ft. Slim Thug & Trae go hard as fuck, Cham be killin the shit outta the hooks he do. I wonder how much that nigga charge for a feature...i needa get'em on a track wit my boy Teezy, lol...i'ma look into that

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A lotta ya'll been askin me bout my girl (Naina), specially since she changed her name on myspace...ya'll be in my shit HARD, huh? lol...ya'll niggas was askin bout her name before i even knew it was changed! i'm like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! haha

to answer all ya'll questions, yeah, me & her back together...ya'll niggas & bitches be askin at bad times n shit, lol, it's like anytime we got prollems, my phone's bein blowed the fuck up...lol

but as of RIGHT NOW...THIS VERY SECOND...9:55am, Monday, September 1st...we're still together...period.

stop askin bout her...and all ya'll niggas in Alamo holla'n @ her...lol

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Anyways...Alamo, Dallas & Chicago...holla'tme!

We gon' take ya'll over real soon!

Birthday Party for Kazz in Alamo on September 13th...perhaps, lol

if ya'll aint see my HF Cypher, go peep it...i'd post it, but i'm lazy...

oh, and i was on WorldStarHipHop, lol...look for me!

dollaback
-kazzbep-

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Wonder Why They Call U Bxtch

Aight, i meant to post sum'n bout this a while ago but never got around to it, but ANOTHER example has triggered me to do it.

HOES - Now, when i say hoes, i dont mean "prostitutes" or even "fellatious woman", lol. I'm talkin bout hoe, in the sense of the term. Skeezy, triflin', dirty, down-for-whutever hoes.

Now, u dont even have to be fxckin to be in this category. U can be a virgin, but if u give off the "hoeish vibe", it's enuff.

I've learned that a lot of virgins do but i've also learned that a lot of girls who aint hoes do, too.
My question- Why?

When i lived in Alamo, there were so many "hoes" lurkin, it was crazy. I dont wanna say any names, but if u live in Alamo, u kno who the hoes is. If u give off that vibe, u kno it, too.

I remember when i left Alamo, i wrote letters to a lot of people and every girl i wrote to, i made sure to tell'em not to turn hoe, cuz i dont clicks wit hoes...of course, all of'em replied back talkin bout "u kno i wont do that".

All of'em did.

Kinda crazy, eh?

Now, the person who set me off to do this in the first place is a lot closer than u'd think. I'm not gonna get into it, but it sucks findin out someone ur close to is a hoe.

The first chick, we'll call her Button, has been wit me for a while. We used to be real tight, but after i left Alamo, we really don't talk too much anymore. Button & I go way back and when i recently found out she sleeps with...pretty much, whoever asks, i was pretty devastated...AS WOULD U BE!

The second chick, we'll call her Zoey, was like my lil' sister...well, kinda, but not really. But i was pretty tight wit her, we had secret missions to expose hoes back when i was in Alamo...but now she's a "hoe"...maybe not fxckin every dude that runs up, but still gives off the vibe, which sucks cuz i feel like i watched this chick grow up.

Iono, i could get really deep into shit...but Button & Zoey both are perfect examples of the different types of "hoes"...

Whut's even CRAZIER is when i first moved to Alamo, the chick known for bein a "hoe" isnt a hoe anymore!! lol

So, they girls who were good are hoes now and the hoes are good now...aint that about a bxtch?



One thing that always cracks me up is how oblivious these hoes are. They think they aint hoes when they are. They prolly readin this, thinkin they kno who i'm talkin bout...when i'm talkin bout THEM!

Oh well...whut can u do?

And THAT'S Why They Call U Bxtch...I Betcha

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Also, check out http://www.cafepress.com/ofxckinword

dollaback
-kazz-

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Aye, Soulja Boy Can I Get A Autograph?

U kno whut's fun? I like to go on Soulja Boy's myspace bulletins & read the hate comments left. Whut i dont get is...if u hate soulja boy enuff to leave comments like "FUCK YOU, UR RUINING HIP HOP! EAT A DICK!" , why did u add his myspace? We KNOW he didnt add u...sooooo...now, u look like a fan wit him in ur friends list. Kinna weird.

Since we on the subject of S.Beezy, might as well throw the vid up, if u aint seen't it yet...


So congrats to that nigga...

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i finally addressed the youtube cypher fiasco. video is like 2 weeks in the makin cuz i'm too lazy to upload or edit ANYTHING...but here it is



And since u on my blog
Featured Song: Wax-The Adventures of Larry & Tina

Thas all for now, i got shit to do since people just leave my fuckin house without tellin me lettin me think they here when they aint...hella childish, but its straight...i'ma roll out...

HOLLA AT ME!! I'm now hittin everyone that calls back personally!! So hit me up!
(505) 349-3104

dollaback
kazz

Friday, August 1, 2008

I Gotta Have Me My Boats & Hoes

Every chick I been wit has cheated on me...jus thought I'd throw that out there...lol

Anyways, so, i have a scenario for u...
Let's say, ur real close friend stole from u, right? Let's say ur friend's name is "Porkchop". Porkchop stole ur PS3, then after u confronted him, he apologized & since u go back so far, u forgive him & he's ur homie again.

Now, lets say Porkchops enemy, Fork, hit u up sayin that Porkchop has been stealin from u without u knowin...and has proof! So, obviously, u tell Fork to SEND THAT SHIT! If there's proof, we needa see this!

So, Fork bullshits & takes forever to send the proof, so the next day u ask Porkchop about it & tell'em whut Fork said. Porkchop, bein the person he is, denies all of it...say's Fork is jus a b!tch & needs to shut the fxck up...

So, u take Porkchop's word for it, cuz, well...it's Porkchop! Ur ol' buddy! So, u marinate a few days & Fork hits u up...

Fork-Aye, u still want that proof?
You-Sure, why not?
Fork-Sendin it now...

And Fork sends u numerous pictures of Porkchop stealin ur weed...over & over & over again! And not a lil' bit...i'm talkin, big amounts of it...and walkin around town like it's HIS weed, lettin everyone see, braggin about it...u kno, the whole shebang.

Whut would u do?

Answer me wit that, will u? In the comments, on myspace, aim, yahoo, msn, whutever...

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So, Step Brothers was one of the funniest fxckin movies i've ever seen! If u haven't seen it...go do so, now...dont even finish readin this blog...jus go. Now. NOW!



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I'm sick of a big majority of people right now...if u kno me, u prolly kno whut group of peoples i'm tal'mbout. If not...i'll jus say FxCK ALAMO!

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Got some new heat comin from Teezy B & Twinn of Broken Equipment soon...so get ready for that. Also, since the "Youtube Cypher Disqualification", I been gettin hit up a lot...but shoutouts to KMJ Ent & M-Town (from the Youtube Cypher), we got a tape droppin soon called "Noticed"...so get ready for that

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But that's all that really mattered to me this Friday, August 1st, 2008. I'm DJ Kazz, and u've jus been Kazz'd Up.

DEEEEJAYYYY KAAAZZ...HEEE'S A DEEEJAYY!
DEEEEJAYYYY KAAAZZ...HEEE'S DJ KAZZ!

...fail.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Fuck Vagina...Literally

mayyyyne! DJ Kazz is DQ'd from the Youtube Cypher?! For breakin some rules?! REAL TALK?! FOREEEEEAL?! daaaaaamn...

o well...i held it down, regardless...and got a grip of views & more subscribers...so it's gravy.

Shoutouts to the people who REALLY did their thing on the cypher, Wax, Russ, Dymez, Twinn, Crucial, M-Town, Fatt, Treezy...and of course...ME!

A lotta people want me to address the situation and i will, eventually, it's not too much of my concern rite now, lol, real talk...me beefin wit someone on youtube would make THEM famous...and i'm not tryna do that rite now...i got other shit goin on in my life that's a lil' bit more important than that, lol

A lotta people been hittin me on myspace askin why i dissed Hollafront in the youtube verse...only real reason is cuz i dont post there anymore and my forum is the main spot for all the newest shit from Kazz, Twinn, Fatt Kidd, Treezy, Lil' Dee and anyone else affiliated wit us. Of couse i'ma advertise my own shit...why not?

And then i got all these Shrimp Fried Rice ass niggas hittin me up askin why i aint pass it to Lil Craze...

HERES WHY: BECAUSE I DIDNT FUCKING WANT TO!!

lol

Period.

More personal shit goin on again...hence the title...fuck vagina...literally! Real talk...females are a fuckin hassle...makes u wonder why u would stick wit one who stresses u when u can stuff ur dick in one that doesnt...a mystery that will never be solved...love is strange...but for some reason, worth it...lol

Lately i've been hella addicted to Kraft Mac-N-Cheese wit hotdogs cut up & put inside...iono why, but it's like the perfect food for me lately...iono...anyone who hasnt had it, i suggest u go get on that immediately.

Filno's gonna have a track wit Trae & Z-Ro droppin soon...that should be hot...i heard some of it & i gotta say...that Trae is a crafty muhfucka! haha

*SN*-Did u kno Cory Gunz charges a G for a feature? Go cop up on a feature that'll outshine u on ur own song...then cut it from the album, lol /wayne

I want u to tell me whut u think RESPECT means...in a comment, on myspace, text me, hit me on aim, yahoo, msn, whutever...jus tell me whut u think respect is & whut it means to u...

dollaback
kazz

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I Would Think You Cheated...

I bet u would...

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Whuss the deal, DJ Kazz checkin in AGAIN!! I meant to post some shit yesterday, but i didnt get a chance to.

For those of ya'll who aint seen, i hijack'd the Youtube Cypher and farthole raped the beat...peep it here


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I been havin a lotta people back in Alamo ask me who i'm beefin wit...STILL! I'm like damn, son! Real talk, i still aint beefin wit no one...not even that T-Swagga faggot. For me to be beefin wit someone, i have to WANT to have a prollem wit'em. Jus cuz i'ont like someone doesnt mean i'm beefin wit'em. U can believe it if u want...either way, it's all on u.

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Serial Intertainment hit 100+ members yesterday! So i hope ya'll all jumped on the train cuz it's already takin off! Get in now to register for a chance to become mod, g-mod or admin. Right now the roster goes as follows:

STAFF
DJ Kazz-Admin
Treezy-Admin
Twinn-Admin
Fatt-Admin
Doucet-Admin
AyeDre-G-Mod
Icy-Mod

and i think thas it...

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Maaad personal shit goin on in my life & anytime i mention it publicly, i'm always dry & bland...i never really get to detailed...and aint shit changin...lol
all's i gotta say is...family will die, females will cry, liars will lie and losers will try.
it is whut it is...

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Its funny, i had maad shit to blog about yesterday...now iono whut the fuck to write...lol
it's all good tho...i'll jus dip & add shit if i figure anything out...

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Hit these up, tho!

serialintertainment.proboards104.com
myspace.com/djkazz505
youtube.com/ucantbandjkazz
myxer.com/djkazz
and call (505) 349-3104 so i can make it juicy for ya...

-kazz-

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Publicists, Text Messages & Youtube Cyphers...ON SET!

Fuck Whut Ya Heeeearrrrrd!!
Yezzir, so publicity is a muhfucka...holla'tme
myspace.com/djkazz505
youtube.com/UCantBanDJKazz
SayNow - 505.349.3104
myxer.com/DJKAZZ
TEXT
DJKAZZ to 69937
http://serialintertainment.proboards104.com/index.cgi

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Now with that bein said...let's get into the blog, byyyyyytch!!

Check this, so i roll over & see this text message on my phone:
"yo bitch dont text my chick and make excuses why you texted her . . ight . . . and for that shit you put about me on myspace . . when you get bac in alamo you gettin slapped ... on set"

so me bein the cold blooded gangsta big-dawg-pitbull-status thuuuuuuuug that i am, i text back
"who dis?"
/last blog post
lol

cuz real shit, i aint kno who it was.

Come to find out, it's ol' girl's boyfriend from the last blog...and he's tellin ME not to text HIS girl!!! lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sonn, i got messages in my phone STILL FROM UR GIRL...i dont initiate conversation wit this dude's chick...on OCCASION i might on accident (her name is right above Fatt Kidd's name in my contacts, lol)...so its wild that this nigga wanna get at me for his girl's slippery ass...lol

Iono whut lie she told him to get his balls in a twist, but it is whut it is...

ZONE GANG CONCERT IN ALAMO SOON!
Catch DJ Kazz back in Alamo once again with Lil' Dee, Twinn, Fatt Kidd, Treezy and more!!
Real talk, we been jokin about a "tour" type thing...but shit seems pretty smooth, the set up i thought of wit Treezy...but we'll see...WILL THERE BE A HI HATER TOUR?! WHO KNOWS??

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Sonn, the youtube cypher is fuckin crezzy, one of the best idea's i've heard of...first dude kicked it off (he was pretty whacksauce), but he passed it to Traphik (aka TimothyDeLaGhetto), who also ate shit on it...but then passed it to one of my favorite youtube rappers Wax...wax then passed it to D-Pryde...dippin into our side of the youtubes, lol...Pryde ripped it & passed it to Dyme-A-Duzin...now THAT'S in our side of the youtubes...so Dymez is gonna record his flow & pass it to someone else...i wonder who it could be...

"Jus when u thought it was over, it jus started!"

If ya'll aint yet, sign up @ SerialIntertainment. It's the OFFICIAL BEP Board now...so make sure u stay up there cuz thas where u'll find all the latest on DJ Kazz, Broken Equipment, Zone Gang & All Affiliated Artists.

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I'll holla, but until then...BITCH...PLEASE!!



Outtie Like A Bellybutton...Witta Lean!

-kazz-

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Who Am I?!

"Bitches be crazy, you know that..."

Son, real talk...bitches is scandalous.

If u kno who i am, u kno i used to live in Alamo & i still got a few roots down there...i'm not cool wit too many folks down there, but i still fucks wit Alamo every now & then...trust there's gonna be maaaaad Alamo stories in this blog.

But for now, the question at hand is "Who are you?" or "Who am I?!"...cuz i'm confused...i coulda swore i'm DJ Kazz & i been DJ Kazz for a long time...lol

Alamo is fulla brainwashed hoes...anything a ho gotta do to keep her name lookin clean, she gon' do it...other than bein a ho, of course, haha...

When these chicks get wifed up (or in most cases, jus tied), they have a tendency to flip a whole 180 for their man...which is cool!
But no transition, no warnin, no nuthin!

If i text u & u know damn well u ALWAYS text me...the fuck u gon' ask me who i am for?! Like u dont recognize the number...cuz my name obviously aint pop up on the screen so it had to be my number, right? U gon' act like u'ont know me, now?! Cuz THAT nigaa dont want u talkin to me?!
Cuz my nuts was hugged about a week ago...and now u dont know me?!

*shakes dreads*
Bitch...hey, bitch...u kno whut bitch...
*shakes dreads again*
bitch...
*shakes dreads once more*
bitch, please!

lol

Anyways, jus thought i'd get that off my chest...

In a completely non-related story, these leaked pics of Hannah Montana is the funniest shits i done ever seen. Not funny in the sense of "haha, look at these pics", i mean funny in the sense of "disney actress=slutbag (by default)"...i'm not callin her a "slutbag"...i'm jus sayin, the media is gettin that off...the whole female double standard thing...it's cool by me, i'ont really care, i jus dont think the kid is a "slutbag"...lol

I'm not surprised she took the pics, i'm surprised they're on the internet. Ol' girl is 15...nowdays, 15 is old when it comes to shit like that...i wouldnt be surprised if the kid has a sex tape or some videos suckin dick on a homeboy's cellphone, lol...

Oh well...g'luck to Miley Cyrus in whutever it is she does & however she handles this "scandal"...slutbag
(i'm jus kiddin, Billy Ray!! U KNOW I FUCKS WITCHA, BIG HOMEH!!!)

...Billy Ray gotta be one of the white-trashest names i done ever heard...almost as white-trashy as Hannah or Miley...or Dolly...o lord




What, Bxtch?!




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Holla'tme if u interested in this deal.



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Son, Soulja Boy's "Teen of South" mixtape is one of the hottest shits i done heard. Real talk...
i'ont care if u'ont fucks wit Soulja Boy or his music, this shit bumps so fxckin hard, it's ridiculous!
I'm also feelin a lotta the street shit he's been puttin out...hopefully his next album aint filtered like my sink water...i.e. Souljaboytellem.com = Trashcan
Check out some of my favorite new Soulja Boy joints...S.O.D., WHUDDUP!!

Soulja Boy ft. Gucci Mane-Bands


S.O.D. Money Gang-Straight Outta SOD


Soulja Boy ft. Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti-Shoppin Spree (TOO FxCKIN HARRRRD!!!)



I'm tellin u...fxcks wit the kid...his album wasnt shit compared to everything he's droppin now...
HEY, YOU THERE!!!


Thas about it, but before i roll, i gotta shoutout my homies Twinn & Fatt Kidd. They video for "South Central Park" hit a milli views a few days ago...so maaaad congrats to them niggas, they grindin...if ya'll need cartoons, beats, hot features, ANYTHING...hollat'em, they does it all! Peep the link in the right column.


"Sh!t! They got that n!gga T.I., nigga! Prolly got me an' showin ass'n titties n sh!t! And they pxssies, d!cks n titties n sh!t! B!tches wit long weave, chinese muthafxckas wit small d!cks, coca-cola bottles, chips ahoy cookies, big long @$$ vacuums, fxckin plastic dildos, and bazooka booties!"
lmao

dollaback
kazz

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Kazz Files

Whus the deal, this ya boy DJ Kazz, checkin in...had to set this blog up, ya dig? We goin deep in, no fakin! It's grind time & the whole click is bout to eat so every bit of promo is great.

I aint got nu'n much to "blog" bout rite now...

A few things:

My artist Teezy B is starting to record his album. I'm excited cuz i've been holdin this kid down since i first heard him spit, so i gotta promote'em right. So everyone be on the lookout for Teezy B's new project, still untitled, but it'll feature Zone Gang's Lil' Dee, Twinn, Fatt Kidd & Treezy, as well as a few other suprise features. I'll keep ya'll all posted on whut's happenin' wit that. Of course, Broken Equipment will provide some beats but we'll also have some new producers on there, too...

Shoutout to Big Tuck of DSR! Been a fan for a while, when i finally linked up wit dude, he was real humble & laid back, i been holdin him down for atleast 5 years now...had to shout'em out, he got me the Yums hookup...GETCHU SOME!! lol
So, yeah...shoutouts to FREIGHT TRAIN TUCK!

Mixtape wit Treezy will be droppin soon. "Why So Serious" will feature verses from Zone Gang, Dyme-A-Duzin, Teezy B, Mack Maine & more...i'll keep u posted on that as well.

GET READY FOR THE OZONES!!
Yessir, DJ Kazz's trip is on & poppin for the '08 Ozone Awards! Catch me posted wit Zone Gang/BEP doin it big dogg pitbull status, yah dick? iDick.
August 8th-August 11th in Houston, TX.
DIG THAT!

What, Bitch?!
No. That's not Zero from Holes...
T-Swagga Sessions Pt. 2 will be on Youtube soon, so be on the lookout for that.

Me & Twinn still got the mixtape droppin soon, we're both pretty busy rite now which is why the delay, but trust it'll be hot. The mixtape is called "Featuring Twinn" and should have a nice amount of features, lol

Thas about it for now, like i said, i'll keep u posted...